ak- an email to my good friend matt about a book called ice station
this mail better work-so what you at then??snorting charlie from the virginal breasts of young south americans no doudt,alls nice here in sydney but fuckin cold as a wiches tit.doing some crewing work but going looking for more gainfull employment later.i read that ice station book last week-man it started off well but turned more and more stupid with every page-cold heartless colefield murders 100s of other muderous soldiers and risks all for some silly teeny boper-no doubt so he can ravish her later on-and wendy the seal-common what the fuck was that about,skippy the bush kangeroo,gentle ben and flipper eat you hearts out-i bet none of you superstar animals got to rescue dumb humans from mutant elephant seals-and i have already emailed padi about their unsafe diving practices-no less then hundreds of METERS under the sea with 30 year old scuba tanks-my good fuck he must have done a saftey stop for days-ahaa but im forgetting about the magical anti nitrogen pills-how could have i forgotten-well aside from this drivel and the fantastical killing and escapes that were never ending i must admit that the last few pages really took the piss-ok secret stealth fighter in a cave beneath the ice-blow up station-thaw out tale of plane stuck in ice for 30 years,take off in cave and wait for newly formed ice berg to turn upsidedown before flying to saftey through now above water cave.only to be attacked by more of these bad-lads-trust-no-one-we-all-saw-the-xfiles type people in planes, but sure our magical fantastic stealth plane is also invisable like startreck so we can escape-only to blow the thing up after its lands on the aiscreft carrier-showering the whole ship with the elephant seal mutating plotonium core-schofield then left the army and works on osprey filling tanks-he isnt alloud dive but is now afraid of the water-at night he goes home to his 12 year old bride and has rough sex making seal noises-arrrrrrrhhhhhhh arrrrrrhhhhhhh arrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh
this mail better work-so what you at then??snorting charlie from the virginal breasts of young south americans no doudt,alls nice here in sydney but fuckin cold as a wiches tit.doing some crewing work but going looking for more gainfull employment later.i read that ice station book last week-man it started off well but turned more and more stupid with every page-cold heartless colefield murders 100s of other muderous soldiers and risks all for some silly teeny boper-no doubt so he can ravish her later on-and wendy the seal-common what the fuck was that about,skippy the bush kangeroo,gentle ben and flipper eat you hearts out-i bet none of you superstar animals got to rescue dumb humans from mutant elephant seals-and i have already emailed padi about their unsafe diving practices-no less then hundreds of METERS under the sea with 30 year old scuba tanks-my good fuck he must have done a saftey stop for days-ahaa but im forgetting about the magical anti nitrogen pills-how could have i forgotten-well aside from this drivel and the fantastical killing and escapes that were never ending i must admit that the last few pages really took the piss-ok secret stealth fighter in a cave beneath the ice-blow up station-thaw out tale of plane stuck in ice for 30 years,take off in cave and wait for newly formed ice berg to turn upsidedown before flying to saftey through now above water cave.only to be attacked by more of these bad-lads-trust-no-one-we-all-saw-the-xfiles type people in planes, but sure our magical fantastic stealth plane is also invisable like startreck so we can escape-only to blow the thing up after its lands on the aiscreft carrier-showering the whole ship with the elephant seal mutating plotonium core-schofield then left the army and works on osprey filling tanks-he isnt alloud dive but is now afraid of the water-at night he goes home to his 12 year old bride and has rough sex making seal noises-arrrrrrrhhhhhhh arrrrrrhhhhhhh arrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh
aniway-enjoy whatever your at you cunt and send us an email or ill tell dirk you screwed his girlfriend and he will hunt you down with his gps and smoke you in crappy joints which will take ages cause your so fat
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