storry ya squattin crusty cunt-no doubt its all vegan free love and dreads-see you next summer...
yea i had a fairly nice last year in ireland-house sittin for my relations in meath-massive gaff & awardwinning garden all to my self-nice but got the cabin feaver really bad and smoked alot-shirly valintine style chattin to empty rooms etc.finnished my last year in ballier (got to shoot a charity promo in kenya for 2 weeks-illequiped schools by day and 5star hotel by nite.alma dumped me after xmess and was snuggeling a mate of dani's for a bit-then 5 months after we split alma came up to visit and 1 bottle off buckie later we were reliving the pasion unparalled since we first got together-needless to say it only took 2 weeks to find our selves back to where we initially broke up-misery-i got 6 weeks tv work for the summer and just bummed around on the cheap-while alma embarked on a drunken shagging spree(s) which for some unhealthy reason got to hear all about (sucks when best mate ever is also girlfriend)-i never got really cut up about it,instead i decided to move to the other side of the world where its too hot to give a fuck.and here i is,on my way to Nias (south coast off sumatra) to learn how to surff and if indonesian girls like it doggie style-met a dead nice lady today-doin the tourist walk around Bukittenggi and this allright lookin young one comes runnin up to me "may i practice english on you"-she took me into this half built (like most of SE asia since the economy crash in 97) 5 story hotel-mental place -deadly photos and we spent the day practicing english-she was the nicest(and only) muslim ive ever met-but she was also a "bad muslim" cause she liked to watch "romantic" & "sex" films-she also wanted to get romantic and sex with me, but alas i tipped her over an average weeks wages and sent her home in a taxi-dident want to be a blow in to town and be curupting 21 year old muslims-what te fuck -writing this with a bottle of the local brew in me and i must be suffering from malaria or some shit-if she shows up here again by allah ill have her. im off to some exvolcano lake tomorrow-hopefully i can help practice more english there...
aniway whos this laura one??? all love and sweet i hope--enjoy your visit to ireland-make sure you dont stay cause befuck we were born in the most expencive country ever(the best hotel here is only e30 a night)..and dont be to supprised if you find the same people doing the same shit--sean has recaptured the mews from the punx-house meals and list of stuff for the land lord to repair aparantly so it should be safe-on the other hand the gaff in rathfarnam has been infested so be warned-richie is still in lahinch (impress the lady with our rugged coastline,cheap gargle & clare people) he is managing the aquairium and his email is aqualarichie@(yahoo or hotmail)-if your down there keep an ear out for gavin or aaron-dead sound mates from collage (surfers) they may be able to sort you out with a bed and some of gavs vegan munch.sam is back in thomastown as is sean oge aka john daly-well worth checkin out for a weekend cause there is some mental sessions goin on with all sams town mates.mark and amy back from vietnam (michelle kissed nev last year)-dylans office (phorest) is through the door beside the trendy usa clothes shop on middle abby st-hes always there...
enjoy the factory job-i would strongly suggest doing an extra day or two a week-saving the money and bustin over this neck of the woods for a bit cause a euro goees fuckin miles e17 for a 15hr boat trip,e5 for a vip mini bus for 300miles and fresh avocado juice and beautiful indo noodles for about 80c---you may have to relax on the vegan shit though or get some indonesian lessons-should be easy enough there in holland cause youve been shaftin them up to the last 50 years-collinising bastards (i have been cured of the vegetarisiums and be jesus chicken is great-they serve dog here and fido is on the cards as soon as i find out what the word for dog is---woof)
fingers sore-one more beer and ill go try talk to some germans- akakakak
hi baby kitten
just back from a week on an internetless island-Nias of the west coast of sumatra-lobsters, surfing ,australian neighbours ,really nice food ,dutch man ,more surfing ,french people ,shitty ferrys with cockroaches and dolphins racing off the bow ,surfing ,sunburn, chain smoking clove cigerretts ,no mobile phone no cold no(t to much) drink, warm sea, bungolow on the beach,half the price of ko phang kgan,half the fun,helmetless motorbike rides through the jungle,surfing,reading,thinking,not thinking just being,octopus for dinner,hunky austrailian surfers--------------------------
imust admit that everything good thats happened so far has been followed by thoughts of you- this email is very hard to write so ill write again soon
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