2003 december cairns

i was going to write individual Xmas emails to everybody but i find this group mailing much more personal. Ive got a busy week of smoking ahead of me and watching ren and stimpy videos-at least until Christmas day when i go to work-this will probably be my most uneventful Christmas ever-joy.I'm still in cairns and shall be starting diving in the new year-got to move house in the next few weeks.I'm working in the wool-shed for all you who have been to cairns and its only temporary so don't be giving me shit. anyway I'm off to drink festive beers and swim in my pool.have a really nice holiday ye all-where ever you are-akakakak Simon

story ye alll? hope the start of a fresh calender is brilliant for all of you.im gonna be working in a meat market collecting glasses for filthy animals and cleaning up after evil idiots spill there bacardi breezers-but im doing my dive trial next week and for the new year ill be sailing the high seas and buzzin around underneath the waves-joy.

Simons New Years Revolutions

1.revolt in the united states

2.revolt in republic of ireland

3.revolt in..............................................please dont make me go on

aha no seriosly-POOH YEARS RESOLUTIONS

1.give up not smoking again

2.buy more fruit

3.eat the fruit i buy

4.stop working in soul destroying meat market

5.stop writing stupid mass emails and learn to type faster so i can send each of you the mail you deserve

6.swim 1000 m

7.get a ren and stimpy tattoo

8.rescue more sexy ladys from burning buildings

9.learn to juggle 4 balls

10.dive dive dive