yes its true-some type of swedish summer solstace drinking song and the corus is "ak ak ak ak ak ak:"
crazy swedes-had a shit start to the new year-was mopping up puke at the end of the count down-but we got pretty fucked up after wards-which went on all day until i fell asleep after rum ,then straight of to another party that lasted until 10 this morning-so its nice to be sober for a bit-ended up skinny dipping in a pool with a girl from work and her gothy mate,one of those things that can be crossed off my life achievements list.i was well happy over the last few days to start meeting loads of cool people not related to work (im working in an ultratarded idiot pub-but hope to start scuba diving work soon).cairns is a real nice town-rain forest on 1 side,great barrier reef on the other-i got me a nice gaff and a bike.not been so lucky with the ladys yet-but its been damm fun trying-but i have a feeling ill emerge from my dry spot like a butterfly fairly soon.
holly fuck they know how to drink here-any Lesure\tourist industry workers have "powerhour" free drtinking in various pubs/clubs for 60 mins-good fuck ive got really ratarsed in that hour and not a peeny was payed-nice.aside from those and drinkin in work i found a really cool alternative bar which is really chilled and full of nice locals-and some jedi master pool players-ill beat the cunt one day.thats it really,ive been havin a nice time over here and apart from all you bitches im not missin ireland at all.i rang sam the other night cause even after a load of splifs and beers i remembered his number-it was pissin rain here at the time and i was shittin myself larfin cause i was standing in this torential luke warm dounpour talkin to sam hidinhg inside away from the cold.its always hot here,even the coldest it gets here at night is still warmer than the hottest summers day in ireland-happy happy joy joy.
ive not much else to say so all ill say is ak and to be sure,ill mail yee again some time-begorra

basicaly the job (offically finished trial after 2nd day) is deck hand on a dive boat.we take about 100 people out to a reef-some snorkel,some dive-they eat-we go to next reef and meet with live abord boat-more divers and snorklers and we transfer passengers with live abord and head back to port-the crew are all really nice and the work varies alot. yesterday i got to brief 30 snorklers on how to snorkel,was a snorkel guide.did my first dive today but most of it was cleaning the hull.on my days off i get to do the course work for the dmt-next step is stress and rescue-then ill be able to dive guide.its fun learning all the boat stuff-the constant cleaning is a bit annoying-but when the work on the boat is done and i just sit and smoke and look out to sea i can ever imagine gettin sick of this job-once ive worked my 82 days-the company will train me up to dive master-but ill be able to do lots of work in the mean time. getting the monthly checks at once will come in handy-i should be ok for another few weeks-as ive no time to spend money-but my last paycheck will run out soon

its my first day of in ages and did some adaquite drinking last night-the bar toilet has 2 way glass for the urinal so you can look through your stream of piss out at the people drinking on the other side.
thats mental so many are gettin married-sure ill probably marry an ozzy chick so i can stay here-

i am fish boy-i get up at 6 i cycle to boat,meet work people-prepare boat-many people get on boat including people who should not be near large volumes of water a pretty ladys in bikinis with meat head, scared boyfriends-boat travels 60km to outer great barrier reef,people snorkel-i tell them how-people dive-i give snorkel tours-i make up names for fish and nonsence facts about reef life-we move spot-more diving snorkeling-we go home people get off-we clean boat-we go eat/drink/smoke/sleep and get up in the morning and do it all again- can life get much better than this---yes i must bed a 19 year old sweedish hotty and a eternal sence of good karma i shall becume. hi to the tree boy sweeny and kaz etc in the gaff-pass on my good regards to the happy couples forever chained together through marrage and all about you-xxx and an ak for luck simon

there is this chap who works with me and he is called "irish james", now i knew he had an irish accent but i could not put him to a region in ireland until i found out his dad was irish until he moved to oz years ago so "irish james" has spent fuck all time in ireland and has developed a hollywood oirishh accent-the dirty faker-but its really funny and you two girls would be pissin yourselvs if you got a chance to hear him-it would be like talking to tom cruse in far and away. diving is going reall good-but at the moment im doing more boat work-im a deck hand,im gettin really tanned cause its nearly always hot on the reef and i get to spend my working hours bare foot-fuck footware, its sooo 2003.


righrt now its my turn to bitch-ear infection causing pain and lack of diving and had to stop drinking causee im on antibiotics which havent worked so they were a complete waste of $110 and ive given up smoking and my dickheaded cunting basterfaced twaty housemates have really made me want to smoke cause we gotta free room in the gaff available and i offered it to this 18 year old american chap eddie who just started working with me and from what hes told me hes had a hard time recently with drugs,parents and greef in school so now hes come to oz to dive and is happy and idiot german dirk dident like him based on meeting him for about 30mins but it gets worse cause dirk gets drunk and gets bitching session together with other 2 housemates and english cunt face carl decides to give me a bolixing infront of his mates about trying to move a dickhead into the gaff when he aint even met the chap and has based his opinion on what drunk dirk has said-so i had to tell this chap to move out and that im unavle to give reason cause frankly the reason is nearly as fucking retarded as the two fuck heads im living with and frankly i feel like packing my bags and moving out too.

phewthatsbetter