sydney may 2004 more nice work a coming

yipeee- got another 2 days tv work on a corporate gig later in the week-until then im still making a basketball court-ever wonder how they mark out a volleybally court? no-me neither but im learning how-lots of masking tape but it sure beats sanding and it keeps me off the streets. and alas all this good fortune has its down side -some inbread fool, nicket my bike-well watch out mr bike thief cause i believe in karma and you will get yours-serriously not a big set back cause im only here for another 2 1/2 weeks and i have ridden the life out of it so i would get that much if i tried ts sell it-but still my baby thats carried me all over cairns and sydney is probably being sold off to get some junkys fix or worse still some lazy drunk idiot has it and now its unussed in his back garden-such is life.

well all this work means that i can definatly get my weeks diving in malysia provided the ticket changes aint gonna cost an arm and a leg which is doubt full so yipeee. im heading to kota kinablu in sabah, malysia-nice-and its also about 500km (over the sea) from where alma is heading to. im gonna stick to my plan and if she wants to come visit let her-im really not pushed on going back to kpn as it been nearlt 4 years since we were there and no doubt has been developed for the worst-also ive got good memories and dont want to risk damaging them with an attempted reliving of times gone. anyway6 as i said to alma-whats the rush?-i think she just got a bit freaked being alone in strange lands and wanted company but shell get bye. anyway i gotta go check out some online flights and ill talk soon

woooop wooooop s

no sails to remove the wind from

well now those were interesting emails and i thank you for your honesty-but then againy ou were amost,dare i say, over honest in your mails-i remember it been kinda hard to get your true feekings out in the open over stuff-but like you said its been 8 months. well what can i say you know im leaving here in 3 weeks and that i dont even have 2 pennys to rub together cause im saving for a week in malysia before starting work in cork-but ireland will only be a summer afair and ill most likely be back here by september. this trip to malysia is to a place called kota kinablu in sabia. all i know about it is that the company who i may do my underwater camera work with are based there, its beautiful and hopefully cheap-iam yet to book tickets etc but will soon as im leaving in 3 weeks. i was for a while thinking about heading to north thai land to meet up-but ive only got a week and to be frank -im still digesting your last to emails so its hard to know what to say-it dose look good on paper-it would be nice to see you (etc!!!) but why now-and for fucks sake you just arrived so i know your a bit scared and lonely but its one of these things that youve got to do yourself-i know you can do it.

in your email you said stuff like we only live once-is it better to regret something you

have done rather that something you have not done etc etc. well maybe you have blissfully forgoten all those issues that went on between us for the guts of a year before i left but i have not- so what im trying to say (i think) is that there is only 1 shot at this life and i took it when i booked my ticket here. that day the world took on a brighter shine-and those 6 months of living in a girlfriendless house full of empty memories-as well as an unrewarding collage course, little cash,disapearing furniture and a job in a video stop vanished -it became a distant memory. lots of stuff became distant memories when i left and thats good-to think about the nice bits------okokok ok im waffeling now. and im still noy sure what i want to say. im happy your on your travels at last-and im really chuffed that your want to see me so much but why why why??? if you have an idea of what will happen when we see each other again and the fact that we both have plans for the future.ohoooo my head is confuddeled and im going to have a beer and hopefully when i email you next time ill have a more composed corrispondance. go kitten and have a ball, your back in paradice finially after 3 years so stop frettin and smell the air and smile at everything. sorry again for not really answering your question-but i dont understand the reasons for asking

sorry again for the group thing

but im so tired-its 4 am and ive just finished workin on a kiss gig-rock on you crazy old men. doing sooooo little work at the moment-about 15 hrs a week-wich means ive lots of time and no money to spend on it.so im doing lots of juggeling and reading in parks-damm sydney has some nice parks-its probably my favourite city ever but its still a city and i wont be weeping when i leave next month. i live with some crazy heads- ex junky and hi teeneage son own the house and 6 others board there-2 crazy ozzys-jason, quiet father, works alot- tim,going to be a soldier,never buys food but eats lots. a brazilian called marcel, smokes lots of grass and is always happy and then there are my 2 room mates-claudia the german nurse and young the korean - he is studing english and he cleans offices from 5am to 9pm every day-and he is teaching me much good good food ideas.

right enough of this carry on -im to tired and thinks me that im not making any sence--

what you must do is: go to google search and type in "weapons of mass distruction" dont hit return instead click "im feeling lucky" and read the notice-funny

good night all and sleep tight akakak

sydney may 2004

ohoo im so scared-i hope bad things dont happen to me-tisk.

yesterday i met ozzy simon-just bumped into him on the street-tis a small world.hes practally married and living the quiet life, but his girlf is off on a holiday and he said hes going on a mad one. im doing some hard crew work at the moment (by the way im in sydney)-just loading and unloading trucks for concerts-but today ive got an interview for some proper tv work--joy. sydneys nice and small (2mill) and cold like ireland-but there is loads of different cultures all thrown in.anyway ill be back around june

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doing some stage bumb ins-so far ive dont pink and nickleback and ive got kiss next week-so cheesy.but ive got me and interview for a tv agency tomorrow so hopefully ill be doing lots of well paid tv work next week and with all the cash i can go on a wee holiday in malysia before headin home to ireland to work for the summer.so thats it here in ozz-i have been on the piss once since i got here 3 weeks ago and have bought no blow-just ciggs and food.god im great.no girlfriends either after my whirlwind shag fest in cairns before i left-she even said she would marry me so i could stay in oz for ever-my mum was shittin herself


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as im sure ive mentioned before-every sunset, every funny animal, every weird cloths shop, every park, every sunrise, every new accomadation, every airport wait, every sleepy arrival, every bar, every time ive got a few minutes and there is nothing to do- and you tend to swim around my fish bowl head, sometimes like a pretty gold fish-sometimes like a piranah. so get used to it cause i am -and in a way its cool cause i had to go talk to new people, but that gets boring sometimes because most other travelers are not heading your way-and after initial conversations they go their own way-so be prepaired for lots of initial conversations. damm how weird it would be to be back in bangkok-im still not sure if i liked the place but maybe i should have given it more time. im still not so sure about sydney, somepeople say its fast paced-but i kinda find it quite chilled-being unemployed most of the time means i have lots of hours to pass each day on little or no money-so reading a juggeling the time by in one of the many beautiful parks makes me smile-its nice and warm all day and sunny-but the house is cold all the time and dark. its quite hard to meet people (for more than an initial conversation) and i mostly just know the 8 people i live with-ill tell you about them some other time-they are quite strange. still no tv work but just finished a crewing job on a kiss gig-its 3am and im sleepyawakeboredbraindead and smelly-

well kitten your there now-enjoy the heart pounding moments, and look back on them and larf and larf and learn if need be.dont for get to bargin and you have to get ripped off at least once. have a nice travel north and leave the poor elephants alone. will mail again soon when im not so tired.

wooooop[ wioooop and akak

ive met a ozzy lady who will marry me...

.................but alas ive other fish to fry-shes called loren and we have been involved for a few days but while waiting for a taxi to dinner the other day i told her of my quest to find a local lady i could marry to stay and she accecpted.nice to know the option is there but at the moment it looks like the diving has been a complete farce-i doubt ill even get my rescue course at this rate-but such is life.ill be staying in sydney for the next 2 months-lookin for a placde by the sea so i can surf and get some bar work.then back to ireland mid june (with 1 week stopover in malysia to check out this dive cameraman operation) where im back with forefront for about 8 weeks tv work-ill make it over to the manor house but not for as long as expected.so ill get the summer in ireland and i recon ill try get my new zealand visa and bust back here if your still offering my return ticket

april 2004 sydney..a book review

ak- an email to my good friend matt about a book called ice station


this mail better work-so what you at then??snorting charlie from the virginal breasts of young south americans no doudt,alls nice here in sydney but fuckin cold as a wiches tit.doing some crewing work but going looking for more gainfull employment later.i read that ice station book last week-man it started off well but turned more and more stupid with every page-cold heartless colefield murders 100s of other muderous soldiers and risks all for some silly teeny boper-no doubt so he can ravish her later on-and wendy the seal-common what the fuck was that about,skippy the bush kangeroo,gentle ben and flipper eat you hearts out-i bet none of you superstar animals got to rescue dumb humans from mutant elephant seals-and i have already emailed padi about their unsafe diving practices-no less then hundreds of METERS under the sea with 30 year old scuba tanks-my good fuck he must have done a saftey stop for days-ahaa but im forgetting about the magical anti nitrogen pills-how could have i forgotten-well aside from this drivel and the fantastical killing and escapes that were never ending i must admit that the last few pages really took the piss-ok secret stealth fighter in a cave beneath the ice-blow up station-thaw out tale of plane stuck in ice for 30 years,take off in cave and wait for newly formed ice berg to turn upsidedown before flying to saftey through now above water cave.only to be attacked by more of these bad-lads-trust-no-one-we-all-saw-the-xfiles type people in planes, but sure our magical fantastic stealth plane is also invisable like startreck so we can escape-only to blow the thing up after its lands on the aiscreft carrier-showering the whole ship with the elephant seal mutating plotonium core-schofield then left the army and works on osprey filling tanks-he isnt alloud dive but is now afraid of the water-at night he goes home to his 12 year old bride and has rough sex making seal noises-arrrrrrrhhhhhhh arrrrrrhhhhhhh arrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhh

aniway-enjoy whatever your at you cunt and send us an email or ill tell dirk you screwed his girlfriend and he will hunt you down with his gps and smoke you in crappy joints which will take ages cause your so fat

2004 may sydney

noosa heads-thats where our car boke down-we made afan belt out of my camera strap and slept on the beach god dammm i love this country.well im part of the work force in sydney and will be here untill june 14th before headin back to ireland to do some cushy well paid tv work then back here to sun my balls and drink beers ahhhhh bless the drive through bottle shops.anyway you can phone me at 0431 686622-i know lots of people in cairns so if you ever stuck etc give us a buzz and ill put you in touch with some of the cairns scum.enjoy your trip and see you start of june-

ps if you go diving be warned that all male dive instructers are sluts-actually most males in cairns who work in the tourist industry are sluts.people will try send you to the woolshed-go to see the place but its evil-if you want a nice quiet drink in comfee surrondings check out the green ant behind cairns central-good food .