too much whiskey the night before-flight to singapore ok-hung around with a german and an english lady for the evening, missed bus out of stupidness to johor in the morning so got a taxi instead- flew to kinabalu and here i am-met 3 dublin ladys and drank lots again last night-one knows friends from lahinch. nice place but not very paradicey-but there are lots of islands off the coast that seem a mystery cause no one wants to talk about them???? but of to see a dive contact and see what happens. would lave to stay and write more but must go exploring- mail ye all soon and akakakak
right -since im probably gonne be seeing everyone in a few days im not going into the details-koyo kinabalu is brilliant etc etc
but ill beback next tuesday and shall be about the town -hopefully for a bit a alfresco drinking somewhere in town-man do i need a pint, anyway will you all please mail me your mobile numbers as it might be a while before i can track down my mobile-and ill give you a call some time-to all the cork heads -ill be down for the weekend and shall be starting work on sunday-joy.
it beter be fuckin sunny and hot there or ill go mental.
akakak and see you all tuesday-
hey jojo
so sory about the last crap email but i actually thought it was from someone else called jo (another sweedish girl i worked with in the woolshit) and when i saw that it was johana rotten i realised my mistake...
anyway im havin a good time besides that im back bye myself-and since im leaving so soon i could not be bothered talking to new people, so ill go down by the sea and have a beer and some cheap ciggeretts and be moppy. to be honest kota kinabalu is a bit of a crap city, but i have been in worse-its got some good diving and its really chep-there is all sorts of cool stuff to do around the place but it all takes a few days, so ive no time. im starting work next weekend back in ireland, making tv programs aroung the country-its for 8 weeks then i recon ill go back to ozz-before the winter comes.
which city do you live in? im still hinking of going over to see some friends in sweeden-probably just for a weekend-ill have to see how the money goes over the summer.
ok pretty sweedish lady-im off for my depressed evening beer then home to hastel and bed early so i can get up and dive all day tomorrow in blue seas under hot sun....
pus pus pus-akakak and woooop wooooop wooooop simon
hoo arrr me hartys-pieces of eight-mell ye all im up north here-in kota kinabalu-bit of a bolixy city-but ive been in much worse-any way got here with high hopes of 6 days diving but met 3 dublin ladys during my second pint after arriving-and been hanging around with them-especially the ultra pretty one - i think shes probably the prettyst girl ive ever kissed- and whats great about here is that a plush hotel is still cheaper than a bag off cairns weed.....
but they have just left bound for melbourne and now im moppy and alone and not in the mood for starting conversations all over again with strange backpackers-but anyway
today i did my 1 st dive-its cheap and fun-wee boats spped you out to the near by islands, they have "house" coral formations just off the beach and a nice current so you see lots-unfortunatly they were into catching fish with dinamite until quite recirntly so lots of it is been distroyed-however the basket coral is making a comeback and it looks suspisciously like someone dropped a few thousand baskets over the rubbel-not much big stuff but guide showed me shit loads of tinnie wennnie lobsters and shrimp-cuttel fish eggs that look like condoms full cum and marbels-a dead reef cat shark(???) a couple of lion fish, cow fish and scorpion fish bla bla bla bla- they dont do confined water training instead the bring theopen waters into the crystal blue shallown and away they go-so i went for a wee snarkel (just call me irish simon) about the bay after my dives and saw more stuff-its good fun divin in the shallows over sand-had great fun chasing this fat bastard crab across the sand with a stick-then it rained that nippel hardening rain-hich looked really amazing from underneath and the sun was also shining- back tomorrow for another few dives- been asking about the dive camera stuff-the guys seem nice but i have been otherwise occupied to properly met up with man-found out i can do my dm here in 2 months-with lots of diving-hmmmm ponder ponder.
no doubt it all be good
bye for now and akakak
exactly like the begining of four weddings and a funeral-woke up 40 mins late for my dive and pegged it down the road to the boat-missed it, so here i am gammy eyed and thirsty at a coin operated computer. fuck.
i slept in for many reasons- at about 3 am one of my 2 new room mates came in with lights blazing-then a few hours later the next one came back-he was very considerate to not put on the light, instaed trampeled abou the room like a elephant-speaking of elephants-i remember from a sleepy wake up when it was getting bright seeing his sleeping form accross from me gripping his morning wood-yick.
and whats nearly more scary for me but youll probably be drooling is that the hostel was over run by some type of milatry convention-i swear that there were hundrends of them all in uniform chattering away, then they started emerging from rooms wearing only towels and heading for the showers-god it was freaky brushing my teeth but i survived unviolated.
but probably the cause for my lie in was that some sort of creature from star ship troopers was flying about the room last night eating me alive-so i woke up itching my itches-had to appy cream and than mosquito lotion for the first time in 6 months.it was all the rain you see.
so after i saw you guys off i headed to do some emails-i was not in the mood for saying much so i decided to head back to the kiwi drink place for a beer-but it was tooo sad so instead i decided to have a beer in the place where it all began and we all 1st met-jusus the place was jamming and as i sat for ages in the same stool waiting for my change-i was feeling pretty depressed and i shit you not gloria gainer singing i will survive came on-that cheered me up until the bastard dj played bon jovi and phill collins in a row-sick bastard. so i had my pint quickly, chain smoked a few ciggys and left the shamrock possibly never to return....
then i got home-realised id roylaly fucked up and cringed my self to sleep.
oh its like a email that works backwards- like momento
well i suppose ye all be melbourned now-is it cold as a witches tit or just like another dublin? either way im sure you will have a great time-andf itll warm up eventualy-ive runout a coins so bye for now-will mail soon and xxx
lots of aks
shit,
went out with the 2 roomies last night, buckets of beers for hours-went to the club again, it was jammers this time-fell in to bed at 4, had in my drunken state packet my day bag-had money camera etc all ready-put on my bord shorts so i couls just wake up and go to the boat-did everything in my drunken state apart from turning on my fuckin alarm-man i feel so special-so my last day in kk is spent emailing and been hungover.
any way the 2 chaps are owen and daren (or is that brian and derick??) canadian and english-both sound out and up for a larf. massive market today-head is full of poo and tummy is sick-chat you all soon and akakakak
joy-6 hours to kill and backpack and chain-yup flying back home tonight-be drinking cans tomorrw in the sun-lol-been havin a larf on okcupid but just joined myspace.com on the advice of some random sexy yank-ohoo i becoming a net nurd, a web monkey-but maybe ill actually meet a beautiful woman and we can have babys. just had aweek in malysian borneo-was ment to be checking out work but got pissed instead-met these 3dud ladys-oho man-it was one of those times where one is defo godess like compared to her matesd and she chose me!!-ha and you can get a posh hotel room for cheaper than a smell bnb at home. just bought myself a sniper esc 28-300 lens and x2 converter for about E360-he through in all sorts of straps-i was gonna go digital but thought id go oulskool and fuck the pixelated cunts-long live 35mm-enjoy the copenhag and akakakak
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